Win a FREE Copy of Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets!

[Joel Comm]

For the past month, I have been telling you about Chitika EMiniMalls, a fantastic new way to monetize your web pages. You know how I talk about the web being a money tree? Well, this fruit is ripe for the picking and many are starting to see the benefits of signing up with Chitika. I am earning approximately 50 cents per click right now, which is significantly better than the AdSense on some of my sites.

First of all, if you have not yet signed up with Chitika, I must ask you "why not?" Stop whatever you are doing and sign up now. If you are approved, you will be able to put the code on your page and start making more money quickly. Click below to sign up:

http://www.adsense-secrets.com/chitika.html

Now for the real fun stuff.

My Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets ebook is set to launch next Monday, November 14th! This ebook tells you everything you need to know about making money with EMiniMalls, including how to use them so that they are completely COMPATIBLE with AdSense. That means you can run the ads on the SAME PAGE as AdSense and NOT violate Google's terms of service. The book is ripe with screen shots, case studies, how-tos and other tips and tricks that will increase the effectiveness of your EMiniMalls ads. As usual, my members will be able to download the ebook for the first week at a substantial discount.

But right now, I'd like to GIVE AWAY a copy of my Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets ebook! Here's how it works...

Simply post any reply to this thread and say "I want to win!" Or say whatever you want. Be creative. Be funny. Be subtle. Be obtuse. It doesn't matter. Just let me know you are out there and that you want to win a copy of my new ebook. I will randomly select one person from the entries and will award the prize. In fact, the winner will be the very FIRST person to receive a copy of Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets and will get a download link before the ebook is available to the general public.

Yes, it is THAT easy. I like to keep it simple. And I am counting on you folks to make the thread interesting, as I know you will.

I am really looking forward to getting this material into your hands next Monday. And I am already excited for whoever wins the ebook.

Let the games begin!

Joel

[tsutton]

*la la la, I want to win this eeeeeeeeeeee-book!*

;)

[tboyd]

I can't wait to win this ebook. Thanks Joel.

Troy Boyd

[Chuck Brown]

You OWE me, man! :D

(resorts to threats of violence)

Alright....gimme the book NOW...or the guy in the "Joel is a FRAUD...no, really!!" tshirt gets it!!

c-

[jratliff]

Simons Says Jamie would really really like to win a copy of this ebook.

[wwip]

Joel... Hook me up my brother! I have purchased your other books, would love to have a copy of the Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets ebook!

[w00w0072]

All I want for Christmas is Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets ebook. :D


Wendy

[CJAndT]

Why not...let me be a "me too" too :)

[startup]

Hey Joel-

I'd enjoy a copy of this mind blowing, cash pulling, take no prisoners income exploder...it would be like winning a $10,000,000 lottery only better-becasue solid information lasts a lifetime-

Thanks Joel !

[bithevn]

You might as well just send the e-book to me, 'cuz you're just going to pick my name anyways.

:cool:

[gurk]

me want chitika

[ashish]

Chitika Here I come!!!

[blakekr]

Yup, I'm here, and I want it!

[cfrey]

Chitika? Chiquita? Advertising revenue from bananas? :D

[Share21]

Pick me and you will have health, wealth and stealth!

[Wizcrafts]

Please put my name in the running for your new eBook about Chitika Mini-eMalls.

I have learned from a current WebmasterWorld thread that Chitika ads are not against Google Adsense TOS, as long as you do not select the checkbox to display contextual advertising. However, Chitika has now made the default view to NOT display contextual mode ads.

I have also read where some WMW members of Chitika are getting better results by placing these ads mid-way down the page, as opposed to top, sides or bottom.

I just signed up with Chitika and I hope that their format brings me more success than I've had with Adsense (dismal results).

[bithevn]

You might as well just send the book to me, 'cuz you're gonna pick my name anyways!

http://www.mlm-network-marketing-business.com/image-files/vibe-ani.gif (http://www.catch-the-vibe.com)

[gkideas]

You SO want to give me the e-book. I am so worthy.

GiGi

[Kenny]

If this e-book is anything like your Adsense Secrets book..count me in. I'd sure love to win ch..ch..ch..Chitika Secrets and make some ch..ch..ch..CHA-CHING!
...by the way..does at least one of the "Secrets" in your e-book explain what the heck "Chitika" means?

Cheers:-)

[Aspen]

just a simple "me too"

[Nick_111]

OK so I didn't win your last comp, that means it MUST be my turn now or else I'll yell and scream and stamp my feet - so there :mad:

[Serg]

Joel,

You gotta give me this e-book.. I really need the money.. I am running my "operation" off a Commodore Pet with a tape drive, my "laptop" is a 1982 Compaq Portable, and my modem is a Hayes 300 Smartmodem.. do you know how long it takes to open a site with a 300 baud modem?? It took me 2 hours just to load this thread!

Show me the money Joel... then I can go out and buy a spiffy new TRS80!!

[ourbusiness]

I would love to read you Chikita Banana Ebook. Fruit Is GOOD! :)

[CathyStucker]

Please? Pretty please? Don't make me beg!

[Rosella Aranda]

I wanna be your Cheeky Chitika Chicky! :D

[getrichads]

how can i possibly miss this??
exams for me are next saturday..it's 4am in singapore..and I am still patiently, dilligently, wholeheartedly, desperately in need to win this Chitika e-book..

i will win it this time...

yawnz....but never to money...haha...

[cozam]

I know it must have been an oversight when I didn't win last time - I understand that even doctors can make mistakes - make sure you choose my name for this eBook or your Dr. Chitika reputation might be in jeopardy!

[photogold]

I would love to win a copy of your new book . This time next year we'll be millionaires !!

[ameritor]

OK here's the deal.

So that there are no losers, just divide the number of pages of the book by the number of requests, then send each request their prescribed number of pages.

Then when the pages have been consumed (err read) let each reader take a test to ascertain understanding and applicability of their studied section.

Next let the reader with the highest score, then choose the next topic for their next series of pages, the next highest score from the remaining pages and so on.

On completion of the study of the the next section, repeat the above procedure, until all sections have been read.

Now hold a final exam to determine who got the best best understanding of the subject and who the worst. This would then determine the winner.

However, now the complete book can be given to me, as all the other participants have already read the book.

You could of course skip the above and sent the book straight to me.

Regards Udo.

PS I have somewhat simplified the original thoughts of the procedure, as I was not sure that everyone understands the finer points of Differential equation calculus, to determine the exact scores for the above.

PPS. I will sell copies of the original proposal to you, or we can swop for the (obviously not as valuable, but hey I'll accept it anyway) e book you wrote.

[RAD]

I've feng shui'd my office and I'm feeling lucky. Add my name to the list. Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Good luck to everybody!

RAD
www.ParkerComputerGuy.com

[everweb]

Hello,

Thank you for the update on the release, I have followed along over the past few months after purchasing your ebook on Adsense, then of course purchased your works on Kontera which I am starting to make money with that program. A few weeks ago when you spoke of Chitika I set up my account which took about 1 week for approval but on my way to adding that additional revenue stream to my sites. Even if I don't win there is no doubt I will purchase as your past ebooks have been very informative.

Have a Great Day,
Jeff
Ever Enterprise (http://www.everenterprise.com)

[dnwenterprises]

Pick me! ;)

[Tony B.]

:cool: There once was a book titled "Steal This Book" if you remember that one the you are as old as me. I want to Win one for the Aged!

[sbraford]

Ooops. I mean Chitika eMiniMalls.

Joel - I got your AdSense book a while back.

We've been playing around with AdSense on the Niner Niner Weblog Network sites for a while:
http://www.ninerniner.com/

I think we're fairly well optimized, though we can always do better.

Just recently we started experimenting w/ Chitika.

...Would love a copy of your new eBook =)

Shanti
http://sablog.com/

[MartinG]

I don't know what I would have done without your first Adsense book, so I'm eagerly waiting for this next one on Chitika.

[fredandgayle]

Hey Joel,

After all the bananas I've eaten, CHITIKA is a welcome and refreshing addition to my usual fare.

Thanks for the "heads up".

Fred Hoffman

OneOldManHavingFunOnline.com

[-bro-]

Please whatever, you do, don't pick me... :)

(reverse psychology)

[laffan66]

I want to win!I want to win!I want to win!I want to win!I want to win!I want to win!I want to win!I want to win!I want to win!

[tstai]

Count me in, I could always use more per click!

Tony Stai
www.seenontv4you.com

[Syntheticore]

Go eMinimalls!

[matchdoctor]

I want to win, I bought your other two books!

Jason Tarlowe, CEO
Online Singles, LLC
The http://matchdoctor.com Network

[TCBGirl]

Please pick me for the Chitika ebook! :D

[PhilB]

It's getting cold here in Quebec so I need some really good reading for the long winter nights lurking at the horizon. So I want to win the e-book. C'est-tu clair ça?

Philippe ;)

Thank's in advance Joel

[dragonsage]

OK, Joel. I'm already using Chitika eMiniMalls and I love them!

Just think what they would be worth if I did them right!

Show me how, Joel, I want to win the book!

[OttawaAdsense]

imma win dis thang

[suncapsol]

Gimme My Free Book! :D

[khyberpass]

Joel!
Not been disappointed with any purchase.
I would like to win this ebook...signed up with Chitika as recommended; been approved AND already earning from the minimalls.

Formidable!
khyberpass :)

[tamako]

As Donkey says on Shrek... "Pick me! Pick Me! Oh Oh Pick Me!"

[jvalentin]

I'm a Chitika banana, but I want to be a Chitika GORILLA!

[beadams]

Hi Joel,

In only two days I was approved for Chitika ads. I am now testing AdSense, YPN and Chitika. I will see which one draws more cash. If you want me to post my test data, you need to give me your Chitika e-book for free.

This is definitely black-mail.

ciao,
Brian

[bivie]

I'll take mine with a side of fries :p

[witchblade32]

I want to win :D

[BillL]

Doctor Adsense,

Your patient needs your attention. Please launch a copy of "Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets" ebook my way. I want to win it!

patient Bill

[websitemanagers]

Byte me.
(Teleport the file to me!) :D

[rcia]

Hey Joel,
Not only do I want to win your ebook, I usually want to win at most things....i.e. love, career, health etc.
But the real reason is: I want out of Corporate America so bad I can taste it and as I've been researching my options, I see Internet Marketing as the road to my new found freedom. So by me winning your ebook, that's getting me one more mile closer to my destiny, "The Road to Freedom."
My new website is going to be a Joel Comm success story....thanks for sharing all of your knowledge.
Your novice marketer!

[chuckbutt]

Putting in my winning golden ticket.

Love your stuff!

Chuck

[fisinc]

Pick me! Have it implemeted but always looking for the secrets!

[dougyt]

Look into my eyes.
You are feeling very sleepy, your eyelids are too heavy to hold open.
You are now in my control....
You will pick me to win the new ebook "Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets"
When you awake you will remember none of what just happened, except that you are to give the book to me.
Also whenever you hear the name George W Bush you will do a chicken impression just to give those who didn't win something to smile about.
I will count slowly backwards from 3 and you will wake up slowly, feeling fully refreshed...
3... the ebook is mine
2... you are becoming more aware of the world around you
1... You're fully awake.

[smagill]

I love free e-books and I love Chitika! :)

[Miss K.]

It took me one fully year of learning everything I need to know about digital publishing and internet marketing. I am sooooooooooo VERY ready :rolleyes: to make some serious money in 2006 and winning the Chitika e-book would be just about the best way to start working my way towards my goal.

So, Joel, you've just got to pick me!!!!

Miss K.

[bjdaoust@vervial.com]

:D

My latest book was just released last week - Blueprints for Success - Networking: 150 Ways to Promote Yourself - I would love to win and give you a copy of my book in exchange -

Bette Daoust

[dcanaan]

It's too quiet in my coffin. The mice have been caught and the cat is running from the dog. Oh for some human blood.

But I vill read this book and maybe ven ve get broadband here in Transylvania, I'll be able to put it to use.

[ojim]

1 - I want it.
2 - I want it.
3 - I want it.

You know what they say, the third time is the charm. ;)

Jim

[defrag]

ooooh ooooh please .... Dr. Joel, my sales are sooo low. I even defragged my computer and I cannot figure what's wrong. I really, really need your new ebook. :D

-defrag

[jre]

Hi Joel

Don't expect to win, but definitely will buy the book.

Bill

[pphuong]

Unfortunately one of my sites was not approved. I guess I can apply on the other ones. Count me in.

[biggles]

I am almost tempted to launch a new e-book - how to smooch up to people offering free products in return for glowing testimonials.
Don't get me wrong - this is not tongue in cheek - I watch how all the experts work, and I'm learning great things from you. Not just from what I buy but from your style.
You have managed to differentiate yourself, and actually create a brand, using your style (and I'm sure a pile of marketing secrets that you have developed).
I've tested your adsense ideas across 8 of my own sites (comparative testing) and so far have used over 2000 man hours of my staff doing it - There is only one point in your adsense book that I am not convinced of, and in that test the results are exactly tied, and it is only a shade of difference in the colour of the adsense title.
Of course I want your Chitika book. I can't give you a reference for it if I haven't tried everything in it. But I warn you - I will test the ideas in there just as rigorously as I tested the ideas in your adsense book.
I hope (in fact I am comfortable) that we will both be delighted with the results.
P.S. I have opened a Chitika account and started using it - so far the results are depressing, so I have a benchmark of both adsense and chitika results to test your ideas against. If you decide to take the risk of giving your ideas to someone who has a real benchmark of adsense results, and best instinct Chitika results to show your improved results, then you are a brave man - but also confident of the results.
I challenge you to put your free giveaway where your mouth is, and lets do a real comparative trial of your ideas against my status quo.

[John McCabe]

I was a winner when I bought the AdSense book, now I want to win the Chitika book outright...

[invictator]

quiero ganar

[Jim]

I won ? :eek:

[Craig Dahl]

I just purchased the e-book about Adsense. I'm implementing ideas and checking stats right now. Within a few hours I've noticed an increase in revenue.

Oh, by the way...I need to win your new e-book. OR better yet, I have to win.

Thanks for the great insights!

[eggz]

I wonder how this book ends, do i make a million $$$ or do not..

only way to find out is if you give me a copy Joel :)

[Hannes Johnson]

I really look forward to your Chitika book.

I'm seeing more and more websites using Chitika and it looks like it's a winner.

All the best,
Hannes Johnson

[jmaloney]

A man named J. Comm of OK
Writes ebooks to show us the way
Of all the new tools
Now Chitika rules
Please give me that ebook today!

Jon

[mike]

I was born in the year 2020...

its true.. honest...

[M9919]

I, it should be no surprise given the context, want to win!

[mtaylor2]

so it would be nice to win. I WANT TO WIN!!!

[markp-r]

Joel,

What a nice offer...

Very exciting...

But, leave me out of the contest... There are so many others that are way more deserving than I, that I think it's best to let the others have a better chance to win.

I'm sure the book will be awesome!

[bmelloh]

Yes, I gotta have it. And who wouldn't...I feel myself attracting it to me now. Yes, it's mine. :)
Barb

[Gold4fish]

Hi Joel,

Of course, every one wants to WIN...but I NEED to win!!!

So, Show ME the MONEY!


Thanks!

Gold4fish :)

[richplay]

Finaly, my turn for a free ebook! :)

[Sbabb]

Chitika? I LOVED that song! ABBA ruled the 70's!

Congrats on social proof writ large, Joel! Cialdini? Walker? Both?

I've seen humorous threats here, so I'll try threatening humor: Gimme the book or I'll be forced to post a video of Rowan Atkinson singing ABBA's "Does Your Mother Know" in the bathroom.

Don't make me do it!


Scott

[speedguide]

Joel,


I could post something nice and cute but I won't! Instead I'd tell everyone to sign up for Chitika but also make sure you get a Wordpress plugin to make it super simple to use them in your post! I do and create very targeted items that are producing better money per click then Adsense.

Ok Now send the eBook on!


all the best,

Gary

[Carol@antiquepeek.com]

Of course I want to win a free copy of your new ebook. I just signed up to my first forum or is it a chat room?.... so I could reply.... or is it leave a thread? ... the only kind of thread I know anything about is the kind I put into a needle to use to restore antique beaded purses.... I didn't even know how to leave this message, it's already my third attempt, Internet Explorer closed during my first two attempts..... something is working against me here.... so perhaps I am meant to win this ebook..... I need all the help I can get. Thanks Joel.

Carol@antiquepeek.com

[dougpar]

I'd love to win a first-edition Joel Comm masterpiece!

Thanks

Doug

[bwiemers]

I WANT TO WINE, Err WIN..

So that I can be the first in Australia to take advantage of this wonderful new opportunity (I also want to learn how to spell Chikita,err chitika)

I'll also spread the word downunder for you..

Bernie
http://www.my-wealth-plan.com

[internetdominus]

If I don't win, I won't ever buy ebooks from you again! :mad:

[strive4impact]

Hey!

Joel, I would like to win. Per your instructions, I will be creative, funny, subtle, and obtuse.

Cr eative



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Please let me win!
Jonathan

www.strive4impact.com

[Terri]

Pick Me! Pick Me! Pick Me! Besides, I'm in Oklahoma, too, so if you pick me you won't have as far to go to deliver the ebook!:p

[Fatherville]

...and I've come to say I want a copy right away.

[hectwo]

Hey Joel

Chi Chi Chi Chikita bananas are nice ....but a F*ree Chikita Ebook ???

Now that would be even nicer. It would make my monkey hang up side down,

scratch his arm pits and utter strange sounds of glee !!!

and make someone even happier ... ME !

Hope I win and don't slip on the "Peel"

O.K. Enough playing contestant .. I really must get back to work

... Stokin' the Adsense machinery of this life I've taken on ...

getting those new sites up with lots of Adsense Ads and soon Chikita Ads too !!

Harry Crowder

[BarryF]

Hey Joel,
I got the Attractor Factor by Joe Vitale and I'm not afraid to use it! I'm sitting here attracting your new book.... I know I'm going to win it so please send it to me. Thanks Joel for helping all of us make more money.

Barry Ferguson "America's Saving Money Man"

[b-rex]

definitely enjoying chitika
definitely check out the best sellers on amazon and populate your query array with some specific products....

[golden14]

I must win it, the little voices told me I would.....
No actually I want to get the free copy so I can crack $1,000 a day as well:-)

[lee]

Me win ;)

[Millionaire Monkey]

Up until now I have been afraid to reveal my true identity. You see my real name is Dr. Evil.

Damn that Austin Powers anyhow.

He has made it impossible for me and mini-me to go out in public without getting mobbed by autograph seekers or shot at by crusaders for good.

Not to mention that it is very difficult to find suitable items for my oh so small companion.

So, you can imagine how excited I was to find out that there were minimalls! Mini-me and me are really going to enjoy reading your book about how we can shop there online so we no longer have to dodge bullets.

Thanks in advance for ridding the world of Evil (and Mini-Evil) by keeping us at home and on the world wide web where we seek to conquer the world.

Sincerely,
Doc

[Mr. Tech]

I want to win! ... please :p

[sharono]

I clicked my heels 3 times and chanted - there is nothing else like this book, there is nothing else like this book, there is nothing else like this book. If I don't get the first copy how will I do it right? I messed up my Adsense - don't want the same thing with Chitika.

Thanking you in advance,

Sharono

[Tanjay]

Joel,

Common' man! Gimme my ebook now so you can SHOW ME DA' MONEY! :)

Cha Ching.....

[msadsense]

Joel, I'm out here. I'm following your advice. I'd love to win a copy of your new ebook. Thanks for the opportunity. :)

[sundance86]

So Joel - have you ever watched cnbc and 'crazy' Jim Cramer and Mad Money? I'll give you a triple bu-yah [spell check?] for a copy of the book.

[LeeAnn]

Hi Joel,

I'm new to the forum and I think your new ebook would be a fantastic welcome present. I want to win more than anyone in the world!

Thanks,

[BobsStuff]

WOWY ZOWY! I love this guy. Another great giveaway.
I REALLY want to win this time

Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets I signed up but need to put their ads on most of my pages. I like the 50 cent payout idea instead of 3 cents.

[rogerd]

Pick me this time, please.

[Lucjan]

Drum roll please ......

And the winner is ME.

Lucjan

[Geneii]

Count me in on the contest! Free is nice. BTW I tried your Chitika link and it did not work. Look for our new product...Ch ch ch Chitika Pets! Just add water and they sprout money! :rolleyes:


Gene

[markowen0211]

Joel, Choose your preffered Language and Tell me that I am the Winner!

1) Joel, My Friend, I want to win Your E-BOOK!
2) Joel, Caramba Mi Amigo, Yo Quiero Ganar el E-BOOK!
3) Joel, Hey mijn vriend, Ik wil de E-BOOK Winnen!
4) Joel, Mi AMIGO, Mi kier Gana e E-BOOK!
5) Joel, Мой Друг, Я хочу выиграть ваше E-BOOK!
6) Joel, Meu Amigo, Eu quero ganhar seu E-BOOK!
7) Joel, Meu Amigo, Eu quero ganhar seu E-BOOK!
8) Joel, 나의 친구, 나는 너의E-BOOK을 이기고 싶는다!
9) Joel 、 私の友人、 私はあなたのE-BOOK に勝ちたいと思う!
10) Joel, Il Mio Amico, Desidero vincere il vostro E-BOOK!
11) Joel, Ο φίλος μου, Θέλω να κερδίσω το ε-ΒΙΒΛΙΟ σας!
12) Joel, Mein Freund, Ich möchte Ihr E-BOOK gewinnen!
13) Joel, Mon Ami, Je veux gagner votre E-BOOK !
14) Joel, 我的朋友, 我想要贏取您的E-BOOK!

[kah22]

December 14, 2005

Dear Joel:
Who ever in the whole world would dream of getting a real Partridge in a Pear Tree? My luck is changing I know I'm going to win your book

All the Best
Kevin

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December 15, 2005

Dear Joel:
Yes my luck is definitely in today the postman brought me a lovely Christmas present. Just imagine two turtle doves.
I'm still looking forward to the e-book!

All the Best,
Kevin

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December 16, 2005

Dear Joel:
Life's Great. Today I received, three French hens. They are just
great.
How about the e-book, any word?

All the Best,
Kevin

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December 17, 2005

Dear Joel:
Your readers won't believe me but I had the postman call again today this time he had four calling birds. They are beautiful little things.
I checked my e-mail still no e-book

Faithfully,
Kevin

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December 18, 2005

Joel:
The postman was back today again this time with five golden
rings, one for every finger, I'm a great hit with the ladies, the ex will be jealous.
If only I had your e-book then maybe I could afford to marry one of them!

Regards,
Kevin
ps don't tell anyone on the Forum but I have a favorite

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December 19, 2005

Dear Joel:
You are not going to believe this but someone sent me six geese a laying. They were at the front door this morning when I woke. As you can guess the neighbors are starting to complain. I wish whoever it was sending these would STOP
Have you sent that e-book? It hasn't arrived in my inbox.

Frustrated,
Kevin

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December 20, 2005

Joel:
These freaking birds are doing my head in!!
Today it was Seven Swans a swimming. What kind of damn joke is this? There's bird s--t all over the house and the noise you wouldn't believe it. I can't sleep at night.
If only I had your e-book at least I could do some profitable reading.

Kevin

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December 21, 2005

If I find out who is sending these 'presents,' I'll swing for them!
Today I had 8 maids a milking and yes they brought their own bloody cows, hell and they all get Foot and Mouth?
Do you grow roses I'll swap you some manure for your e-book. OK, OK it mightn't have come out the right way but my heads going round in circles.

Kevin

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December 22, 2005

Someone in my town is MAD! Guess what? I've now nine pipers playing. And Christ (forgive me) do they play. And they have an eye for them milk-maids to!
The cows are stampeding, and they're running all over those dam birds.
Joel what am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me.
Your e-book is the only present I want, if I could read your advice then I might be able to leave this place

Keep me in mind when making your decision
Kevin

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December 23, 2005

You haven't got Lords and Ladies in America; you don't know how lucky you are!
I'm now in receipt of ten Ladies dancing. I could think of a better name for them but this is a public forum!. They've been 'entertaining' those pipers all night long.

The bloody cows have got diarrhea. My living room is a river of ****. I've had the veterinary inspector, and building control, I'm going to be evicted and the house condemned.
I need that dam e-book the help me back on my feet again, I'm appealing to you better nature, my e-mail address is kevin@abcwritersnetwork.co.uk

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December 24, 2005

It was the Ladies yesterday and now it's the Lords today, and man do they know how to take advantage. Not one of the milkmaids are safe! The pipers are just as bad, the cows have stopped milking, but good news all the birds are dead, yes they are all D E A D.
My luck's changing. Maybe that e-book is coming my way???
Kevin

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December 25, 2005

Dear Joel:

I'm in jail. I found the sod who was sending all those 'gifts' - an ex if you don't mind, I always thought she had a twisted mind - still the doctors say that she should make some sort of recovery.

The trial won't be for a while yet, if I get your e-book then I might be able to afford a decent attorney. You know the email address don't you
A loyal fan from Armagh City, Ireland.
Kevin.
Kevin@abcwritersnetwork.co.uk

[nyfalcon]

Hmmm What I am thinking is I win the ebook this way I know what I am talking about when I sign up for joels upcoming affiliate program for the ebook.

I still have not signed up for chitkita but I will do it through a adsensechat.com link :) Good old fashion bribery lol

[ebizmastery]

Can't wait to receive my Chitika prize! Another great income stream you have uncovered for us. Keep up the great work!


http://beautyinsidersecrets.blogspot.com/ (http://beautyinsidersecrets.blogspot.com)

[anks106]

i want to win

[skinnyspasm]

My nipples will explode with joy(!!!), perhaps even on you, if I win!


...(or not on you if thats your preference)

[Chaplain Paul]

. . .so you may as well send me a free book too. Is there any way I can get Google to send me you Adsense checks?

I will forward the Kontera Check tomorrow. Sure wanted to open it and see if it is more than last months!

Onward with purpose,

Chaplain Paul

www.change-career-with-purpose.com (http://www.change-career-with-purpose.com)

[SarcasticDwarf]

I have no reason to win this e-book, therefore I should.

[Fujiwara]

I don't even mind if I've to pay 1/2 the price for it. Thanks Joel! :cool:

Fujiwara

[Aderemi Ojikutu]

Hi Mentor...,

the Name of the Game is NUMBERS! You & I need a BIG BASE for the RACE!! On my part my base is set for ACTIVATION and my Team is set for DETONATION :eek: that will blow us into our DESTINATION.

Congrats on this new milestone... remain on Top of your Prophetic cutting-edge.

[Gerg]

Ahhh me me me me me me me me me me me!!! ??? :eek:

Thanks for all the stuff so far, Joel - your ad sense book made a big difference for me, and the chitika book's just another step toward big success.

[dgharris]

Joel In January I'm moving to Lincoln NE to marry a lady I met on eharmony. I'm giving up a well paying job here to follow the love of my life. I am involved in doing some internet business right now and your ebook on Adsense has caused me to start to be profitable. It is my hope and prayer that someday soon I entirely drawing my income from my online businesses. This trip to NE is going to be the baptism by fire as I will try for two months to really get this thing off the ground. You ebook on EMiniMalls would be a great help. I would love a copy of the book. Dennis

[nick.toussaint]

Even though my application was refused (my site is very new) I definately want to ge the book and understand how to market Chitika once my sites have adequate traffic and page ranking.
--Nick

[reflections]

Hi, Joel.

l would love to add your new ebook to my collection.

Thanks for the opportunity to win your book, I'm sure it's great like your other products.

I also hope that kissing up scores me some extra points when you decide to select the winner :)

Traci

[jts]

"I want to win!"

4 Reasons why I should be the lucky winner:

1) I'm going the ethical route and refraining from posting more than once on this thread to falsely increase my chances of winning.

2) I don't even have a website to use Chitika on.

3) Even though I really do want to read it, in all likelihood this new book will end up just being stashed away somewhere on my old Windows 95 machine (if I even have enough hard drive space), unread, right next to my copy of his Internet Money Tree eBook, which I really also mean to read one day - but only after I first read AdSense Secrets, which can't happen until I buy AdSense Secrets, which will likely only be after I build my website and subsequently start putting up AdSense ads and am ready to tweak it all, which I probably won't get around to even starting until after the holiday season - that is, if I make enough money from Christmas gifts that I can buy a real computer and upgrade my 28.8k modem.... Of course being that I don't celebrate Christmas, I've got some planning to do first.

4) If I win, I'll shave my beard like Joel's, furthering the popularity of the goate, and making Joel more of a trendsetter than we thought he was.

jts

[tbach2k]

Please please please please .

[ashras99]

I dont want to earn from this ebook because i have a money tree in my home. What doesnt believe....lets come to my home and have a look this baby.

[chiuling]

I want to be rich!!!!! :D

[kitt]

Yes, I REALLY want that e-book, too.

Kirsten
http://www.bizzdream.com

[ShawnKHall]

I'm in. And at least ten characters, too.

[kthaman]

Of course I want to win

[zaki3d]

Joel is just being Joel, kind and generous. Count me in ;)

[fastaction]

It would be really great to win this e-book.

I want to win !!!!

[chucknews]

Slap me with it...

[ProfessionalWebDesign]

I want to win! I love learning from the best!

Thanks Joel! Awesome promotion idea as well. :)

Kalina

[Overallbeauty]

Humm Joel, I promise I won't get upset if I win,, really really promise I will be really nice to you if I win...k? :eek:
WE all know how much of a temper I have been know to have...Opps sorry That wasn't you..LUCKY! :D

[Jim Van Wyck]

Hey Joel,

You could pick a Canadian at random, eh?

I'd love to win your new ebook,
as your adsense book made me a few bucks....

Jim

[iamfreelancer]

emmm..... sound delicious.... keep the secrets that i win this superb ebook okie....

[Gary]

Give us Newbies a chance .. :rolleyes: ..I'd like to win your New E-book Joel

[clickbuild]

I beilvee I sholhud win the cihtkia eoobk coentst due to my unacnny splelnig aiblity and ecexlelnt tpying.

Tanhk You

Ins't it amzanig taht we can raed taht?

[dancegoddess]

Show Me the MONEEEEY.......and let me dance right into the winner's circle...with your Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets ebook!!! Yeah,yeah, yeah!!!!!

DanceGoddess

[blackstone]

Here goes my hat into the ring.
thanks in advance.

[brhamo]

Nope, thats right, I really don't want to win the Chitika Secrets book!

But I NEEEEEEED To.

[Dhira]

Why the hell not...

Gimme the damn book.

Now!

:rolleyes:

[Tingnu]

Thanks for this contest, Joel. And I hope I win it.

[dav1e215]

I wouldnt mind winning :D

[Chitika]

I want a Chitika eBook! :D

Pretty please with sugar on top? I googled a chitika banana just for you!


_
//\
V \
\ \_ LOOK AT ME
\,'.`-. I'M A YUMMY CHITIKA BANANA
|\ `. `.
( \ `. `-. _,.-:\
\ \ `. `-._ __..--' ,-';/
\ `. `-. `-..___..---' _.--' ,'/
`. `. `-._ __..--' ,' /
`. `-_ ``--..'' _.-' ,'
`-_ `-.___ __,--' ,'
`-.__ `----""" __.-'
`--..____..--'

[chammer1]

I want to win!

[davezan]

I want to win!

As my daughter would cutely say, "Me me me!" :D

[articles411]

Your tips and tricks for getting us here,
Lay close in my heart, and bring curiousity near,

I am always intrigued by your maketing ploys,
The way you bring post to your forum, by enticing our joy!

This is probably the worst poem that I have ever wrote,
But I wanted to be different, so here you will not find a famous quote!

I want to win this ebook you see,
So you definitely need to pick me! LOL

Laurie Meade

[psubrian21]

I want to win!

Brian

[VincentRich]

Just give it to me!

[vdramesh]

I want to win too...

[Joshua]

Feels like we are a pack of hungry animals being teased by having food just out of our reach.

[spraven]

I want to Win! Of course, everyone here wants to win, but they want ME to win MORE. They just don't know it yet. :D :D :D

Scott

[timwarren]

I Want To Be A Rich Jerk!

Give Me The Damn Book!

Please

[whereizzi]

Y'know, Joel, my copy of your Adsense book would look GR-R-REAT with a new copy of the Chitika book to join it! So, if you wouldn't mind, how about introducing two new friends... !

Many thanks,
Whereizzi

www.whereizzi.com
mywealth.whereizzi.com

[skneller]

Bonjour from Paris,
Je veux gagner cet ebook... merci

Traveling by train in France soon?
If you're in N. America please remember :

You can only buy France Train Tickets
from the official vendor for N. America.
Get your train tickets delivered to your door...
http://tgv-france.bonjourlafrance.net/

[Stuart]

I'm already a successful beach bum but now I want to re-invent myself as a successful and wealthy beach bum so that book sure would come in handy.

[rtrafaelmd]

I know that I will be the winner :)

Good Luck to all of us.

God Bless!

Rodolfo

[nvs74191]

You know I dont bet or enter random draws unless the prize is realllly worthwhile.

Going by my knowledge (and monetary) gains thanks to your adsense secrets, is there any reason for me to stop my fingers hitting the reply button to win the Chitika secrets too? It was soooooo hard not to post this reply.

Go ahead, Joel, let your wisdom shine in selecting the person to win this book. Vote for me.:)

(just kidding, Joel, I know you choose wisely, and may your gift go to the right person amongst us - though I would love to feel good at you picking me for this. I am serious, I really, really am).

Swaminathan

[Anonymous]

I never won contest, I hope this one would be an exemption.

:p

[dkbaier]

Wow, Joel, generous as always.

I just applied and will see if I'm approved. This site is not doing much with
AdSense yet so I reeeeeaaaallllyyyy need another way to make some moola
with it.

And while Chitika (what is the origin of this name?) looks promising,
I know your book is the key to making it work.

So...I want to win! ;)

[daxcheng]

I want I want I want I want I want I want....... :D

[marketingmaven]

Boom! Headshot! Boom! Headshot! Boom!....
Adsense-chitika Headshot!

I Want To Be A Adsense-chitika Warrior!

Grant My Wish Oh Omnipotent Adsense God
And I Shall Strike Down All Who Opose You! :d

[SolarFlare]

Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too. Me Too.

Or is that too needy?

[emilyurias]

:eek: Who me?! Your going to give me free ebook? :confused: I was about to ask you.... :D Thanks anyway! yuppppee!!! :p

[Free-RSS-Resources]

Hi Joel,

Please choose me, I bought your AdSense book and need a good way
to make some money from my sites now that Google has cut me off
by falsely accusing me of click fraud...

You know I'm worth it ;)

Kurt Inman

Discover the fortune which lies hidden in Mangosteen at http://www.MyGoodFruit.com

Free RSS Resources at http://www.ProsperAll.com/free-rss-resources

[hatem]

Can I win??????????????????????

[davidz]

i want too, pick me this time :)

[ealvin]

Hi Joel,

Follow the swinging pocket watch, swinging from its chain, back and forth, left to right, back and forth, left to right.

You're feeling sleepy, it's almost like you're in some kind of trance. Repeat after me, "I am feeling generous and E. deserves my new book. It will make him happy and that will bring me great joy. After all, it's better to give than receive."

Keep saying that over and over. In a little bit you'll wake up and you'll be fresh, relaxed and you'll feel so rewarded that you've brought so much joy and knowledge into my life.

And you, well you'll burst with pride when you see the smile on my face. It's like Christmas comes early. Thank you so much for your kindness. :)

[bennett]

And hi everybody!

[Agent007]

So far this year:

* I was screwed for $2,000 by a work collegue

* I was laid off a major subcontracting job

* My wife was having an affair

* I was separated

* I was forced out from my house

* My wife wants most of my family's inheritance

* I've had to move in with my ex's brother

* My two young kids can't stay over much as my brother in law doesnt want them around!!!

* A builder is illegally withholding over $30,000 of my money

* My new commission job isn't generating sales

* I've built 52 blogs with Adsense only making $5 per day

But things are looking up . . . things will get better

I WANT TO WIN!

And make 2006 a Good Year! :)

David Paxton
Australia

[TJMac]

I've really appreciated your other book so I'm sure this one is equally great and I could reallllllllllllly use it. :p

[topgun]

I must just think aloud, so as not to keep Joel waiting to hand me over the ebook :D

[Eddie Scotten]

Thanks Thanks Thanks Joel

you sure are a great, terrific, fantastic, wonderful guy for picking me.

Gee... if you don't pick me now, you will make me a liar and you would have reaped unmerited thanks

Eddie

[internetdominus]

If I win, I will link you to my site :)

[hillsen]

I will win. Chitika,I will try.

[webcash]

I really really really want to win!
Paul

[MikeDammann]

Whether I'll win it or not, I want it ... but I want to win it :cool:

[mmcqueen]

Joel you are just too cool for your own good.

Michael McQueen

[Alphonso Tan]

I want to win!

[jpatrickm]

"be the ball... be the ball"

:rolleyes:

[Joel Comm]

You people are a riot...

I just turned the Chitika ebook into a PDF... it looks goooood!

Want to see the cover?

http://www.adsense-secrets.com/images/s-chitikacover-3d.jpg

Yeeeah baby!

Joel

[71ster]

It would be nice, if I could win.

[Dennis Cheesman]

I would like a good read :D

Dennis

[Aderemi Ojikutu]

Mentor...

that is a great picture of the book... You have just succeeded in provoking our imagination to lay hold of the book. "...and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do"

[bsgan]

My library is certainly short of that book. So, can I have the book, pleaseeeeee..... :o

[WayneA]

Saving for a wedding and honeymoon - so any help would be appreciated

Thanks

[ddupont]

Well... I lucked out on the last contest for Joel's "Uncovering the Secrets of Google AdSense" course.... so I ended up having to buy it! ;)

Let's see how we go this time :)

Damien Dupont

[Bend0r]

Didn't Abba sing a song about Chitika?

:eek:

[Moriones]

I want It!!!

[team4success]

Hi Joel,

I would love to win your new secrets about Chitika.
I joined there after your recommendation and it
looks very intersting but I haven't added their code yet
since I don't know how to use it that Google doesn't ban me.

I bet your secrets will help me to lose my fear.

Kind regards,

Dirk

[suitusir]

WARNING BIRDFLU UPDATE

BIRD FLU ON THIS FORUM

70,000 ADSENSE-CHAT.COM SUBSCRIBERS SICK AS PARROTS

AS I HAVE WON THE BOOK

Kevin

[floatingzen]

Wow...I logged in 6 hrs later and I am on Page 19!

Can I have the oven hot ebook?

[hchuan]

My adsense earning is only $0.01 for OCT. $3000 credit card bill coming up. Need to boost my income fast. So, need the chikita book asap!

[KidContent]

Yo, hook me up, playa! Gotsda get me some of that book! :D

[pamz]

Like every other smart person replying to this thread "I want to win the e-book!!"

[netjobs]

I want to win freaks !!!!!! :D

[jedimaster]

I don't want to win. Really. I mean, I know everyone else here does, but not me. I'm different. I'm a rebel. So please - do not give me a copy of the book. I insist. In fact, if you do give me a copy of the book, I'll hire 100 lawyers and sue you for wrongful PDFing and deliberate downloading.

[Lak]

show me the Chitika:)

[nyuc]

I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!
I want to win!

I WANT TO WIN!! :)

[csm]

Oh, pleeeaaaaase, let it be me! I so want to win! ;)

Susan

[speerga]

OK, OK, enough already. Gimme da ebook. (Please?)

BTW -- I'm in southwest Missouri. Not too far from "central Oklahoma," wherever that might be.

Don't make me come there and outright beg.

Gary Speer

[Mike McBride]

Why the heck are we trying to win a bunch of Chitika bananas? Sure, they're filling and nutritious and have plenty of potassium, but still . . .

What's that? EMiniMalls? Not bananas? Chitika EMiniMalls . . . and you can make money with them? And even more money using the techniques in Joel's book?

I WANT IT!

(The preceding has been a paid political announcement...)

Mike McBride

[buggababy]

Hi Joel! I really, really want to win! Have a prosperous day!

[mikeay2]

Hey Joel
I want that book too please :)

Mike

[ross@ideacenter.com]

Hey Joel,

21 pages so far for this topic...But please let me be the one!

Ross

[luq_skywalker]

hey joel, i want to win
aku ingin dapet buku itu pilih aku joel :)

[taylor21]

tell your kids to pick a really special number and they will have good karma for a year...
:)

[mkchin]

:) :) :)
In a special way,
With a special thought;
Sending you a special message,
To you, my special friend;
On a special occasion,
Special Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets ebook launch;
I want this special e-book.

Thank you,
MK Chin
www.multincome.com

[msadsense]

Hi Joel—

The title "Show me the Ebook!" is a take on Jerry McGuire's "Show me the money!" As far as I'm concerned, the meaning is the same. I say this because I'm confident that the techniques in your new book will show me how to increase my income. After all, I have experience under my belt—after I implemented the strategies in your Adsense ebooks, my income increased ten fold.

I have a site that gets about 80,000 hits per month that does okay on Adsense (compared to my other sites). After reading about the mini malls, I think this site will be a perfect test case for applying the strategies in your new book and comparing Adsense income with Chikita mini mall income. I sense that sites with certain themes may do better with one program than the other. The trick, of course, is in knowing the difference.

So, Joel, just show me the ebook!

[Jay]

Why don't you give me the ebook so that I can complete my library of your ebooks? And I promise to tell all and sundry what a generous chap you are!!

[justjim]

Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!

....just a subtle subliminal message!

Thanks!

- Jim

[unitasj@aol.com]

I want to win:)

[Atlascopy]

/waves hand
You will send me your ebook, now.

[primo]

Unlike most others, I refuse to beg and plead for this new book.

Although I have made thousands from reading your last two books, I don't even want your new book.

I don't even like chakita bannanas!

...And no, I am in no way using reverse psychology on you...

Joel, repeat after me:

"!renniw a si eh ,koob-e eht omirp evig"
"!renniw a si eh ,koob-e eht omirp evig"
"!renniw a si eh ,koob-e eht omirp evig"

Now go do what your "small voice" inside your head tells you. Don't think about it, just do it! ;)

[PatLovell]

Joel,

It only makes sense to choose someone that has been an Adsense Apprentice and has graduated into a full Adsense Journeyman, ME. :D

I have read your book, attended your seminars and better yet, I have put your ideas and suggestions to 'real time use'. Your information has added a whole new dimension to my business and increased revenue over 30% this year.

Thank You!

Pat Lovell

[Kimberly]

Subject says all...

[Lois]

Hi Joel,

Chitika looks like an interesting new option for making $$$ on the web. It can be used with AdSense? That's what it looks like.

I'd love to be the winner. Thanks for all your bright ideas.

Lois

Lois Carter Fay, APR
Marketing Idea Shop (http://www.MarketingIdeaShop.com)

[deafbiz]

well, why not? ;-)

Adsense and Chitika Eminimalls is a perfect tool for deaf websites. :D

JSG

[eclectec]

since your last book more than doubled my income, i sure would like this one too!

[affiliatechick]

I like my chances on this one.

I'll take the Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets ebook ...Random Draw, please :)

hehehe..I love contests :D

[dewagencies]

Hi:

So far I've had the following problems with Adsense.....

---Check does not arrive regularly every month

---Check is not in the thousands of dollars when it does get here

On the positive side......

---Check did not bounce

---Felt real good spending the money

To solve the first 2 problems and let me have much more of the
last 2 listings, I WANT TO WIN.

Don Wilson
whose main claim to fame is
http://www.DonsInfoSite.biz

[strahd]

I want it! :D

[Busy_Man]

Ok Joel, you did it. You made me take action. You got me to come out my lurking darkness into the light to grab that winning copy of your new Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets ebook. :cool:

John

[yanomas]

Give it to me! I want to win!

[Malachim]

I want to win, yep :)

[Chopped Liver]

Joel:

I've done the work for you... I've investigated every single post on this page and they are ALL coming from the same guy who happens to be in prison in New Jersey.

Whatever you do - DON'T - give your book to anyone but me. Besides . . . I get released in a few days and need to learn a new trade.

[kkeltner]

I want to win!"



I know not very original, and pretty boring but....I'm saving all my energy to carry all the arm loads of Chitika cash to the bank!!! You rock Joel!

[wildside]

I feel lucky today. So I know that I am going to win. LOL!!!!

Richard

[mrcausey]

I want to win.

Thanks Joel.

mrcausey

[whoops]

Well that's what I would say if I won :)

Regards, Whoops

[WayneLVN]

Yes, well, I probably have a better shot at Megabucks or the lotto, but what the hey! A win would be great. Then it's back to salesletters time.

Wayne

[MisterTut]

I want to win!

[copleydoes]

Hey Joel,

Just got your other ebook, it's great, hope it helps me. Just a beginning so I thought I might ask to win the copy of your next best seller, I want to win that eeeeeeeebook! :)

[posby]

I'm one of those people who never wins anything ... but you know what? That could change at any moment! I'm an optimist at heart.

While I'm here ...

Thanks, Joel, for giving us all something to aspire to (and I don't mean just winning a copy of your book).

[Wendyl]

Me, me, me, I NEED that stinkin' ebook! I wanna win! Waaaaaaa!

Joel, I respectfully request a free copy of your latest e-book, My Chitika EMiniMalls Secrets. Thank you!

Thank you,

Wendy Landes

[greatmich]

I want to dominate.

[aimbright]

Give it to me!

[tjk1058]

Boy would I love a free banana... oh I meen a free ebook on Chitika EMinimalls Secrets!!

Thanks,

Ted

[boxxies]

because .........I had a birthday nov.7

[Torsten]

:D YEAH :D Give the ebook to me !!!

[ChrisB]

I'd like to get a copy of the new e-book as well...
I tried Chitika on my main site for about a month. The site does well with Adsense, and I set Chitika up so as to not conflict (which meant I had to hunt around to locate products manually that matched my viewers needs).

Results sucked :-( After making a grand total of about $.20 in a month, I gave the ad slot back to AdSense where it's been making regular decent income...

-Chris

[ronhen2]

I want to win that Chick Chick Book.

[i_am_dhaval]

i want this book........

[Zorro]

Joel, I don't quite remember if I did a BIG favor for you 25 years ago :confused:
or was somebody else...

But just for you to be on the safe side, pay me back with that eBook! :D

[tracyrob]

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, why would he bother being an internet marketer? Because he got the Chitka e-book first, of course. :)

------------------------------------------
Tracy

Get yourself a Christmas Cookie Recipe book, here at:
http://www.familysizedrecipes.com/ChristmasCookies/

[uclaboyz]

I won! Thanks, Joel!

Thanks for those who participated... :D

[genie1]

Pick me, pick me <jumps up and down with hand raised>

Jeannie

[darlie373]

A new ebook named 'Chitika's EMiniMall Secrets' has Darleen D.Billy's name on it!

[JohnMerrick]

Me Me Me Me PLeaassseeeeeee :)

[Smartzville]

Thanks Joel

[karlt]

Definitely count me in as wanting to win

Thanks